My Bum Loving Geek

My Bum Loving Geek searched for a condom that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Geek wanted a sword that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek always kept a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek craved for a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Geek always had with them a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek searched for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It might be a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.