The Boring Geek

The Boring Geek desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be awesome. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Geek had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Geek often carried a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Geek craved for a radiator to play with. This seems a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Geek always carried a can of coke to rub on his belly. It was a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Geek always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.