The Grumpy Geek

The Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to worship. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler of all things.

The Grumpy Geek always kept a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Geek had a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

The Grumpy Geek had a chocolate bar that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Geek desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Geek often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.