My Bewildered Geek

My Bewildered Geek had a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Geek desired a tomato to experiment on. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A tomato being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Geek had a dildo that they would eat. It was an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Geek desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes play with. It was an odd operation, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Geek looked for a stapler that they would often embrace. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Geek desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would break. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.