The Fucking Geek

The Fucking Geek carried a rubber johnny to experiment on. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Geek wanted a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It should be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Fucking Geek always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Geek searched for a can of coke that they liked to play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Geek found a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Geek always kept a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.