The Famous Geek

The Famous Geek had a bat to share. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat of all things.

The Famous Geek desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would play with. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Famous Geek always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Famous Geek always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Famous Geek wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Geek carried a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.