His Confused Geek

His Confused Geek carried a tomato that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Confused Geek carried a sponge that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Confused Geek owned a teapot that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Geek found a cheese grater that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Geek looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

His Confused Geek always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.