A Yellow Geek

A Yellow Geek desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was magnificent. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

A Yellow Geek always had with them a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was simply life. A set square was the item that was selected.

A Yellow Geek found a porno magazine that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Geek needed a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was amazing. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Yellow Geek carried a cheese grater that they would often annihilate It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

A Yellow Geek had a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.