Exceptional Geek

Exceptional Geek searched for a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected it was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

Exceptional Geek carried a dildo to hug. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

Exceptional Geek owned a mug that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Geek desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Exceptional Geek often carried a crown that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was selected.