His Handsome Geek

His Handsome Geek desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Geek desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Geek desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Geek needed a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Geek wanted a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Handsome Geek needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine of all things.