The Bum Loving Geek

The Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Geek desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Geek found a cucumber that they would put on his head. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Geek found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Geek looked for a CD player to embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.