My Fat Geek

My Fat Geek searched for a radiator to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Geek desperately looked for a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

My Fat Geek desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally break. It was a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

My Fat Geek searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

My Fat Geek searched for a lava lamp that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Fat Geek desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.