The Hungry Geek

The Hungry Geek found a bottle of beer to eat. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Geek craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Hungry Geek wanted a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Geek wanted a vibrator to worship. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Geek desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Geek had a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.