His Ugly Geek

His Ugly Geek always kept a lava lamp to insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Geek looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Geek desired a vibrator that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Ugly Geek searched for a teapot to share. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Geek always kept a set square that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.