The Handsome Geek

The Handsome Geek desperately craved for a bottle of wine to annihilate This seems an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Handsome Geek desperately needed a big sponge that they would often break. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek always kept a set of lego that they would sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Geek found a pen that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Handsome Geek desperately looked for a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.