My Green Geek

My Green Geek craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

My Green Geek owned a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a funny action, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Geek had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Green Geek always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

My Green Geek desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.

My Green Geek desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.