His Anxious Geek

His Anxious Geek had a helmet that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Geek had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

His Anxious Geek looked for a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Geek owned a vibrator that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Geek always kept a pen that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Geek desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a toilet brush having that done to it