The Jolly Geek

The Jolly Geek desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Jolly Geek owned a cheese grater to put on his head. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Jolly Geek needed a wig that they would put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek found a hat that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Geek craved for a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

The Jolly Geek owned a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.