A Bum Loving Geek

A Bum Loving Geek carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Geek found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Geek always kept a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Geek had a pint of beer to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Geek desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes worship. It should have been a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Geek desperately needed a stapler to eat. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A stapler is the item that was chosen.