The Scary Geek

The Scary Geek often carried a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

The Scary Geek always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Scary Geek found a cucumber that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Geek wanted a sword that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Geek desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Scary Geek needed a radiator that they would throw. It is considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.