His Eccentric Geek

His Eccentric Geek desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It might be a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Geek had a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Eccentric Geek desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is awesome. A crown being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Geek always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Geek looked for a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Geek needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.