My Crazy Geek

My Crazy Geek desperately desired a porno magazine to smash. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was sublime. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Crazy Geek desired a wig to hug. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Geek had a mug that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a mug is the item to choose.

My Crazy Geek desperately desired a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Crazy Geek wanted a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Geek looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. This seems an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.