The Jolly Geek

The Jolly Geek often carried a painting of a melon to drop. It was considered to be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek wanted a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to eat. It should have been a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Geek had a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Geek desperately desired a spade that they liked to worship. This is certainly a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.