Nervous Geek

Nervous Geek wanted a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

Nervous Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Nervous Geek searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Nervous Geek looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Nervous Geek wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It was an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Nervous Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A can of coke being the thing opted for.