A Crypting Geek

A Crypting Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Crypting Geek found a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Geek looked for a ball to embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

A Crypting Geek wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

A Crypting Geek desperately looked for a tomato to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.

A Crypting Geek desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.