His Purple Geek

His Purple Geek wanted a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Geek found a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. It was a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Geek always carried a pencil sharpener that they would break. It should be an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Purple Geek looked for a big sponge that they would often annihilate It is a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was exciting. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Geek always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It might have been an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Purple Geek always had with them a piece of paper to break. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.