A Grumpy Geek

A Grumpy Geek needed a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes drop. It is a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Geek needed a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange thought, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Geek carried a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A computer was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Geek wanted a bottle of wine to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Geek desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.