Her Lonely Geek

Her Lonely Geek wanted a pint of beer to experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Geek desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Geek searched for a computer that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Geek always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Her Lonely Geek desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Geek always carried a stretchman that they liked to throw. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.