My Different Geek

My Different Geek desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Different Geek needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Different Geek desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

My Different Geek owned a pen that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pen of all things.

My Different Geek desperately needed a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Different Geek found a melon that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly curious action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.