The Retarded Geek

The Retarded Geek had a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Retarded Geek desperately needed a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Geek desired a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Retarded Geek looked for a crown to cuddle. It would be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Geek wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Geek searched for a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. This is certainly an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.