Their Nervous Geek

Their Nervous Geek carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

Their Nervous Geek owned a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Their Nervous Geek desperately craved for a ball that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Their Nervous Geek found a CD player to break. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Their Nervous Geek desired a tomato that they would put down their trousers. It was a weird thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Their Nervous Geek wanted a cheese grater that they would often throw. It should be a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.