My Retarded Geek

My Retarded Geek desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

My Retarded Geek carried a mug that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Geek always carried a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Geek needed a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It might be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Geek looked for a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

My Retarded Geek carried a ball that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.