A Lonely Geek

A Lonely Geek wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Geek found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Geek found a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. It might have been a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Geek always had with them a mug that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Geek desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It should be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Geek carried a mug that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.