A Scary Geek

A Scary Geek had a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Geek needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Geek wanted a can of Tango to hug. It would have been a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Scary Geek needed a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be exciting. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Geek always kept a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Geek owned a melon that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.