The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek had a helmet that they liked to break. This could be considered a surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a helmet being the item selected.

The Chinese Geek carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Geek craved for a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek found a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

The Chinese Geek had a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Chinese Geek owned a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to select.