Troubled Geek

Troubled Geek always carried a cucumber to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Troubled Geek desired a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Geek always kept a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It might have been a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Troubled Geek often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Troubled Geek desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Troubled Geek found a pint of beer to drop. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.