The Curious Geek

The Curious Geek searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Geek desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Curious Geek desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. This seems a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Curious Geek always carried a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Geek craved for a condom that they sometimes drop. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

The Curious Geek needed a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.