His Magical Geek

His Magical Geek desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Magical Geek carried a condom that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Magical Geek desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A sponge being the thing selected.

His Magical Geek found a porno magazine that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Magical Geek searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

His Magical Geek owned a spade to rub on his belly. It is a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.