The Dodgy Geek

The Dodgy Geek desperately searched for a spade that they liked to drop. This could be considered an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Geek had a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Geek desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Geek often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

The Dodgy Geek desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to drop. This seems to be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was stunning. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Geek always kept a hat that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat of all things.