My Bum Loving Geek

My Bum Loving Geek desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes break. It might be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Geek always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek looked for a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek searched for a can of Tango to drop. It would be a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango of all things.

My Bum Loving Geek desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.