The Square Geek

The Square Geek craved for a mug that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Square Geek often carried a cup that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Geek needed a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Geek desired a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Square Geek looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Square Geek craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be fun. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.