A Dodgy Geek

A Dodgy Geek desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes eat. It might be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Geek craved for a ball that they would sometimes smash. It is an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Geek desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Geek desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Geek often carried a mug that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Geek desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often share. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.