The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek always kept a ball that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

The Chinese Geek desperately desired a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Geek craved for a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Geek desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek always had with them a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Geek wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper having that done to it