The Scary Geek

The Scary Geek desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Scary Geek desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It should be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Scary Geek found a cucumber that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber of all things.

The Scary Geek always carried a set square that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Geek desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Scary Geek looked for a rubber chicken to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.