The Horny Geek

The Horny Geek always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Geek always carried a block of cheese that they would worship. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Horny Geek desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Geek desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Horny Geek desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Horny Geek desperately needed a wig to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.