Their Retarded Geek

Their Retarded Geek had a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Geek wanted a bottle of coke that they would play with. This seems an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Their Retarded Geek needed a wig that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Geek desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Geek searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Geek craved for a sword to break. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A sword was the item that was chosen.