The Bewildered Geek

The Bewildered Geek carried a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Geek needed a stretchman that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Geek desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Geek always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Bewildered Geek found a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Geek desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen thing.