The Troubled Geek

The Troubled Geek often carried a condom that they would often eat. This could be considered an original exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Geek craved for a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Geek desperately looked for a CD player to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Geek desperately wanted a custard pie that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Geek desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.