The Dodgy Geek

The Dodgy Geek had a spade that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Geek wanted a cup that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Geek desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Geek craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Geek desperately wanted a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Geek desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It was a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A piece of paper being the item selected.