Their Orange Geek

Their Orange Geek desired a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It might be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Their Orange Geek desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Orange Geek owned a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Geek desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Orange Geek needed a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Their Orange Geek desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.